A: ("She's cute... but she won't let me herd her. She hops in circles on the floor and laughs at me. And she barks when the doorbell rings. Barks! That's my job!")
Q: So you'd rather have a dog to play with?
A. ("Oui! Oui! I am expecting a playmate soon!")
Not a chance, Chou.
Q: Your hair clips are cute!
A: ("That's not a question, but merci. My hair is clipped back so I can see.")
Q: Your profile says you like to be brushed..... really?
Not a chance, Chou.
Q: Your hair clips are cute!
A: ("That's not a question, but merci. My hair is clipped back so I can see.")
Q: Your profile says you like to be brushed..... really?
A: ("Oui. The brush finds the itchy spots on my back that I can't reach. Aaah, feels good! Love the vanilla/mint toothpaste, too. My pawrent does the hard work, then I get two treats.")
Q: Why two?
Q: Why two?
A: ("Better than one!")
Q: How much do you weigh?A: ("A very rude question to ask mademoiselle!")
Chou weighs 61 lbs. and is sticking to her diet.
("Do I have to answer these questions?")
Yes. You wanted a blog and if people write to you, you need to answer.
("But not at one time.")
True. Not all at once.
("Okay. Done, Fini.")
Merci, Chou Chou.
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photo by Janet Smith
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